Sunday, May 28, 2006
Me: Is this Natasha?
junedahlink: Excuse me?
Me: I have a message for you.
junedahlink: ...very vell
Me: But I was just curious if your name was Natasha.
junedahlink: Who told you it was?
Me: No one. Just a guess.
Me: spencetraceback wanted me to give you a file.
junedahlink: You are a... godd guesser.
Me: Is his name Boris by any chance?
junedahlink: A very good guesser
Me: Are you trying to bring down a Moose and Squirrel too?
junedahlink: I am sorry if he has put you to trouble. But Please, do send me the file.
junedahlink: I do not know where you are getting your information.
junedahlink: But Moose and Squirrel are no longer an issue
Me: Oh that's sad.
Me: Hmm, it doesn't seem to want to connect to you.
junedahlink: Oh bother. These machienes are so confusink.
Me: www.wondweasels.org/chats/eyespy.jpg
Me: oops wait
junedahlink: I am waitink.
Me: http://www.wonderweasels.org/chats/eyespy.jpg
Me: Try that link.
junedahlink: That is it?
Me: Yep.
junedahlink: Oh Boris, one day you will find a code that I can not crack, and what then?
junedahlink: Thank you, TheRowan.
Me: So, tell me, if Moose and Squirrel are no longer in the picture, who do you fight against?
junedahlink: That is a matter of Pottsylvanian national security.
junedahlink: I can not be telling you just like that.
Me: Well, what can you tell me?
Me: I've always wondered how you kept your hair so neat.
junedahlink: Natural gift, dahlink.
Me: Do you use a keyboard to type? Or is it a voice to text program?
junedahlink: Voice text, dahlink, Pottsylvania does not believe in keyboards. Fingerprints, you know.
Me: That explains you're 'typing' with an accent.
Me: Err, your
junedahlink: I am sorry. Is it difficult for you to understand?
Me: No, just unusual.
junedahlink: Ah, vell, thank you for your service. I am certain I will figure out what Boris is trying to tell me... eventually.
Me: Btw, what happened to Moose and Squirrel?
Me: I loved watching Moose trying to perform magic tricks.
junedahlink: The PSS has deamed them no longer a threat.
junedahlink: So, why are you so interested in Moose and Squirrel?
Me: I remember seeing them when I was a little girl.
Me: They made me laugh.
junedahlink: Ah yes, so stupid sometimes.
junedahlink: Well, I suppose if you are interested in the PSS you might be wanting to look here www.pottsylvania.co.nr
junedahlink: It can't do any harm.
junedahlink: Now, i must go, for myduty is calling me.
Me: Good luck, Natasha.